Sunday, April 04, 2010

Overheard: The Big Butt Edition

I'm not sure how, but Shabbat became butt time with three hilarious girls. Earlier in the day Chaya was sitting on the sofa with me.

Chaya: mumblemumblemumble poop mumblemumblemumble icky.
Me: What, honey?
Chaya: mumblemumblemumble poop mumblemumblemumble icky.
Me: uhhh...
Zeus: WHAT?
Chaya: Zeusy! Stop it!

Later, while they were getting ready for bed.

Batya (with only her shirt on) turns around and bends over: Look at my butt!

After a few rounds of everyone bending over and shouting, "my butt!" I finally had them in their pjs.

Shira: Sit right there. I'm going to sing you my havdalah song.
Me: Okay.
Shira (banging on her drum): I love you! I love havdalah! I don't love poop! Its really nasty and gross!