The funniest things are said over Shabbat. I don't always remember all of them, but I made a point of remembering a couple choice selections from last night and today.
Shira: I have idea! Let's slide down the stairs on our butts! (Sounds of kids sliding down stairs.) I win! I win!
Chaya: I wanted to win!
Batya: I want to win!
Shira: Lets do it again. (Sounds of kids sliding down stairs.)
All: We all win!!! YAY!!!
~~~~~
Chaya (on the way to the bathroom): I don't need the ring. I know how to hold on and I won't fall into the toilet. I don't like to fall in the toilet so I hold on to the seat and don't fall in.
We get to the bathroom and there is no ring on the toilet. Chaya falls in. I laugh.
Chaya: That's not funny.
~~~~~
|